NEVER write your agreements on Indian flat bread...

They'll be Naan binding contracts!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2022
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I went to an Indian restaurant today, and someone was beating everyone with the flat bread.

He was practicing Naan violence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thebadmamajama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.

It's a Pita Parka.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I might make some Indian flat bread later…

but that’s really naan of your business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.

He was a naan believer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuliusJustice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What did the flat bread say to the nosy sour dough?

That's naan of your business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RipVanWinkle_1
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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We just made pizza on Indian flat bread

I have to say It was naan’t bad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omenoracle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.

Guess I'm a Naan prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay2boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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My Indian friend invented perfume made out of flat bread...

He calls it Naan Scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What do you call violence inflicted upon flat breads?

Naan violence

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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Where does Boy George get his flat-breads from...?

Kulcha club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamLov
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I would love to tell you my secret recipe for my famous Indian flatbread, but first:

I'll need you to sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prize-Survey-8843
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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At the Indian Restaurant

Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.

Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!

Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PBest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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What do you call a croissant with no ass?

A flat bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xydrogen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My go-to Dad joke whenever someone mentions they are going out for Indian food

"You know, If the restaurant runs out of Indian flat bread... it's a naan issue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinquist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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Do we have any flat bread?

Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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