Making stale bread taste better is easy

Piece of toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raoul24601
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My friend sits around all day dreaming of making bread.

He's emotionally kneady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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So I was making bread yesterday...

...and like I do every time, I was gently insulting the dough. My son heard me and asked what I was doing.

β€œI’m trying to get a rise out of it.”

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My wife asked me to pick up an ingredient for making bread.

I said of course, it's the yeast I can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawn317
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I told my mom to teach my kids her skills in making bread and pasta from scratch

They knead it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggernault
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I am a bread making apprentice, I knead to know!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeahChristopher
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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If you fail at making bread

At yeast you tried

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-spowlf-
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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For a Frenchman, making bread for the Spanish king is a real pain.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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Peppa Pig is good at making bread

She's good at bacon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I was having trouble making bread from scratch

Then I remembered, you have to whisk it to get the biscuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmshady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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My dad had no problems making Indian bread

He said it was a Naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyChickenSkin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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While making bread

Me "I hope the bread comes out okay" Dad "That's the yeast of our problems" Classic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bossmoss91
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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What is the definitive book on bread making?

The King Grains Bible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOffendingHonda
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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I was making bread with my son, who asked me how much flour to put in the bowl.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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Bread making Dad joke

My daughter and I were making some bread and I accidently splashed some flour on her . I said "sorry" and she said "you did it on purpose". I replied I did it on "All purpose".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trying_to_be_me
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2016
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My dad was making a bread and he was looking strained

So my mom commented "That creates muscles!"

I then replied; "No, that creates a bread!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samprog
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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Was making some bread, screwed it up

overkneaded the dough, the gluten fell apart and it basically became a pile of goop. I yelled from the kitchen, "this is a doughsaster!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Procrasticoatl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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I am a bread making apprentice, I knead to know!

This joke is crumby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeahChristopher
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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