Bread Making Puns

Piece of toast

it's a naan stick pan

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

He's emotionally kneady.

...and like I do every time, I was gently insulting the dough. My son heard me and asked what I was doing.

“I’m trying to get a rise out of it.”

I said of course, it's the yeast I can do.

They knead it

At yeast you tried

She's good at bacon

Then I remembered, you have to whisk it to get the biscuit.

He said it was a Naan issue.

Me "I hope the bread comes out okay" Dad "That's the yeast of our problems" Classic

The King Grains Bible

Me

My daughter and I were making some bread and I accidently splashed some flour on her . I said "sorry" and she said "you did it on purpose". I replied I did it on "All purpose".

So my mom commented "That creates muscles!"

I then replied; "No, that creates a bread!"

overkneaded the dough, the gluten fell apart and it basically became a pile of goop. I yelled from the kitchen, "this is a doughsaster!"

This joke is crumby.