How does a demon stay fit?

He exorcises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeLatte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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What do you do if an elephant doesn’t fit in your car?

You pop the trunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jpaylay42016
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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How do cows get fit?

They mooove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts snugly in a tight hole and works best when pulled.

A Seatbelt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Why couldn't the magician fit his top hat on his head?

Because his hare was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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My gym instructor suggested I do lunges to keep fit.

That would be a big step forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I suppose this fits here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_lassi_k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What is blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raulmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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How many books can you fit into an empty backpack?

One. Because after that it’s not empty anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I’m giving away a pair of gloves that don’t fit me anymore.

Can somebody come take them off my hands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I feel like this meme fits in here.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Γ€ fortunate fit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViIgot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!

Ninja: Shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentzitcame
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?

An invalid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinhat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why was the locomotive so fit?

He is always training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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How do you fit an Elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the β€˜S’ out of Safe and the β€˜F’ out of way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoblog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?

Excalibur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?

State-of-the-Ark technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My wife told me today, "Look, I've had this since high school and it still fits me."

Me: "Yeah!!! It's a scarf. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.

I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACSchnitzersport
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, β€œnow my package isn’t coming for another 5 days!”

I replied, now you know how I feel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My dog started gnawing on something and immediately started having a sneezing fit

That's the last time I buy achoo toy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AADPS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Made me cringe, figured it fits here /r/cyberpunkgame/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddy1c3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I've put on so much weight during Lockdown that my Sumo suit no longer fits me.

On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.

Also known as a Julius Seizure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I think this fits here better
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorLevi956
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........

.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Not mine but it might fit here. /r/Jokes/comments/k2mw84/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maecky1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...

Dr. Pepper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordVader1080
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Planet Fit-Gnats?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverSpeedClutch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.

He's breaking all sorts of records.

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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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This fits well here. /r/Jokes/comments/jx2icj/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinovic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Does this fit?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levzeppelin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?

Shredded Wheat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonyTrinitrons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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How many birds can fit in a cage at once

Toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittenbomer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I think it fits in this subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edwardsama_702
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Found on r/dankmemes, but it fits here
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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How did women in the 16th century stay fit?

They worked their core-set

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swaghettigod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Thought this would fit better here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Thought this would fit here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jigsaw442
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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