Vegetables and fitness puns
My kid's school is having a jogaton to raise money for the schools garden. I thought the kids would get a kick out of some funny motivational posters with vegetable/herbs/fruits puns. Please help me Reddit as I'm not nearly as creative as you.
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Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I feel like this meme fits in here.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why was the locomotive so fit?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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Γ fortunate fit
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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How do you fit an Elephant into a Safeway bag?
You take the βSβ out of Safe and the βFβ out of way!
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Fitting
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︎ Oct 19 2020
How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?
State-of-the-Ark technology
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Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.
I said, they absolutely have space- heβs only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].
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My wife told me today, "Look, I've had this since high school and it still fits me."
Me: "Yeah!!! It's a scarf. "
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs a fitness instructor?
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A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.
The mortician asked the deceasedβs wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit heβs already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says βI donβt care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.β The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, βwhatever this costs Iβm very satisfied, you did an excellent job and Iβm incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?β To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says βthereβs no charge.β Shocked she replies βno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.β βHonestly maβamβ, the mortician says, βit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.β
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Itβs a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My dog started gnawing on something and immediately started having a sneezing fit
That's the last time I buy achoo toy.
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I've put on so much weight during Lockdown that my Sumo suit no longer fits me.
On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.
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A girl invited me to have sex on her Honda Civic
But i like to have sex on my own Accord
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What is a foot long and slippery?
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After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, βnow my package isnβt coming for another 5 days!β
I replied, now you know how I feel.
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If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, Β£2.50."
I thought βWhy would anyone pay to see that?β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Did you hear about the sea captain that went in for a hat fitting at the local haberdashery during rough seas?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
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What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?
>A MOO MOO!
<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>
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A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Hi! What do you call a physically fit grains farmer?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How did women in the 16th century stay fit?
They worked their core-set
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Planet Fit-Gnats?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My dad's been suffering from seizures...
So far, they have taken his car, his house and his boat.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I think it fits in this subreddit
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I lost 15 pounds on my Wii Fit
It was the best trade-in deal I could find
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Does this fit?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
How many birds can fit in a cage at once
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︎ Jul 11 2020
A man walks into the doctor's office
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's.. erm .. well ... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Ah ok. How do your trousers fit?" asks the doc.
"Like a glove."
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