Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
Why are firemen so passionate about fire?
You could say that they have a burning interest.
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
Our local fire station burnt down today.
Apparently, somebody left the irony on.
What did the beaver say when he saw his house on fire?
Why does it take one match to start a forest fire....
....but a whole box to start a camp fire.
No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.
But Quasimodo had a hunch.
Breaking news: Fire at Circus
Fire chief says it’s pretty in tents
What do you call an onion that can spit fire?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Boss said he’d fire me if I made any more country puns
It was the end of my Korea
i was training in the military, and our instructor told us to fire at will.
few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"
What did the Mexican fire chief name his son
How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?
With a fire distinguisher.
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....
A guy was kayaking in the arctic, and got cold. He lit a fire in the the boat, which burned a hole in the bottom, and he sank.
Just proof that you can't have your kayak and heat it too...
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What kind of alert do the police put out when someone steals your fire?
Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.
That's a first degree burn.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
What kind of fire moistens?
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:
“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”
Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”
“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
From my 8 year old today.
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
Did you hear about the Circus fire??
Did you hear about the circus fire?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
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