Why don't kleptomaniacs enjoy puns?
They take everything literally.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
βͺMy cat really seemed to enjoy her fresh meal today...β¬
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July.
But not fire. . . . . Fire works on 4th of July.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I dont want political comments. Just enjoy the pun
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My coworkers and I enjoy creating visual puns
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︎ May 08 2020
I just figured out why I enjoy visiting the mint.
To me, it just makes cents.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Enjoy
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︎ May 27 2020
I get asked all the time why I enjoy fishing
I tell them, "just for the halibut"
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I am enjoy chemistry, and ethane is my favourite compound of all time.
Itβs just too funny, for it is simply Me-Me.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
What do whales enjoy listening to?
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︎ May 10 2020
so i saw some other puns like this and decided to make one myself. Enjoy :)
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Don't worry if you didn't get to enjoy 4/20
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︎ Apr 21 2020
How do pickles enjoy their day off?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Iβm starting to enjoy my familyβs company...
...I have Stuck Home syndrome.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
An adoorable pun, enjoy!
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︎ Feb 13 2020
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
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︎ Dec 18 2019
What kind of movies does the cantaloupe enjoy?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.
I told her that was excellent.
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(This is a true story.)
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Enjoy your meal!
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︎ May 04 2019
Why did the orange enjoy high school?
He was in the pulp-ular crowd.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Thought this subreddit would enjoy this
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Why didn't chlorine enjoy her date with sodium?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Sure they'll enjoy watching The Mootrix
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︎ Nov 27 2019
was told you guys might enjoy this here!
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Iβve got a tumor on my leg. I didnβt enjoy it the first few months...
but itβs growing on me.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Thought you all might enjoy the art I made for new ears eve
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︎ Jan 01 2020
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
Sheβs dead and berried.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What vehicle enjoys clever wordplay?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
That's all. Enjoy your evening all.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
I really enjoy opening bags of bread,
Thereβs always a great twist at the end.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
My dad didn't laugh so hopefully you'll enjoy.
Chatting on the phone with my dad while he was at work.
Dad "I've got a light on my helmet so I look like a miner"
Me "No, I would say you look about 40"
Not even a chuckle from him π
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︎ Feb 14 2019
I used to enjoy being a volunteer garbageman.
I threw it all away for nothing.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
I occasionally enjoy leaning on things.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
I was told you may enjoy this
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︎ Oct 14 2019
enjoy!
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I wasn't sure how much I would enjoy skydiving.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Thought you might enjoy this
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Enjoy
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What do you do to the arrow when you enjoy a post?
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I really enjoy my job as a claymation model designer
I make six figures a year
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︎ May 27 2019
A Jewish Dad really enjoys Christmas and the whole season
But then, he has a lot of gelt.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Sometimes after work, I stop in at the local watering hole and enjoy a frosty Heifeweizen.
Depending on the day, I might even drink the whole weizen.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
my pun please enjoy it
If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...
The Empire strikes back
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I couldn't make the pun in proper English, hope someone will still enjoy it though
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Priest: do you enjoy being a Heretic?
Heretic: I donβt just enjoy being a heretic, itβs a blasphemy!
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Dark joke for you. Hope you enjoy.
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︎ May 11 2019
I made this thing years ago but I never put it on reddit, thought you guys might enjoy
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︎ Mar 01 2019
Dumbest thing I've ever made. Enjoy!
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︎ Mar 10 2019
I usually enjoy my job as a garbage man
but lately I've been down in the dumps.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Thought you guys would enjoy this if it hasnβt already been posted
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︎ Jun 26 2019
My doctor really enjoys testing reflexes
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︎ Sep 28 2019
We should enjoy Mayonnaise while we still can!
From Saturday onwards, it's gonna be Juneonnaise!
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︎ May 29 2019
Just found this subreddit, thought you might enjoy this
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︎ Oct 16 2018
I enjoy dressing up.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Condom commercials should just be a short clip of a couple trying to enjoy a nice meal in public with children.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
My brother posted this one, thought you may enjoy.
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︎ Feb 24 2019
I'm thinking about starting a publication for bookworms who enjoy jokes about food coloring
I'll call it Readers Dye Jest
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︎ Aug 15 2019
i enjoy reddit karma.
to anyone who doesn't, I'm karma-n for you
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Enjoy the fruits of my labour, igotta yeet soon fellas
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I enjoy canning fruit.
Food preservation is my jam.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Some times I like to tell dad jokes... he enjoys them
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︎ Jun 17 2019
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Does anyone actually enjoy jokes about German food?
I think they're the wurst..
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︎ May 29 2019
Thought you might enjoy this one i found
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Last Mystery Pun For the Week, Enjoy.
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︎ May 09 2019
I enjoy this subreddit.
Thanks for the jokes. I find one every morning to send to my kids.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
I didn't enjoy my vacation to Bali.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
I think I would enjoy working as a mirror cleaner
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Among all the subreddits I visit everyday, I enjoy r/citrus the most.
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︎ Apr 25 2019
I really thought I would enjoy living in Alaska...
... but I just wasn't that Inuit.
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︎ May 30 2019
I donβt play soccer because I enjoy the sport
I'm just doing it for the kicks.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
nothing to add to this except enjoy !
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Co-worker makes these, thought you guys would enjoy them
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︎ Nov 15 2018
Just a couple of ButterFly tattoos you might enjoy. (My wife and I)
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︎ Sep 14 2018
My daughter acted as if she didn't enjoy this one, but I KNOW she did...
http://i.imgur.com/xTjEZNI.jpg
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︎ Oct 17 2016
The Chancellor of Germany must really enjoy fishing.
Everyone keeps calling her Angler Merkel.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What do you call a computer scientist who enjoys baking?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What kind of math does a tree enjoy doing?
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︎ Feb 15 2019
Generally I enjoy pushing the broom about.
That's a bit of a sweeping statement.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Why donβt most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
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︎ Nov 04 2018
I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.
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︎ Nov 17 2018
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July....
But not fire....fire works on the 4th of July
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July, except for fire
Fire works on the 4th of July
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