I asked my grandpa, “How are you enjoying the new stair lift?”
Grandpa: I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.
A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a
James Bond enjoying himself
What do you call James Bond in a bath?
Bubble 07
A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
I’ve been enjoying the work of some of my favorite graphic artists on my commute to work...
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
I'm really enjoying this line of scented bathroom candles Keanu Reeves is selling
I was really enjoying this documentary about bridge building, until...
Until they started using examples from foreign countries. That's a bridge too far for me.
How to ruin The Witcher for your kids while enjoying it more yourself
🎵Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend to a manatee🎵
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?
Two flies are sitting down enjoying a lovely meal.
One says to the other:
"Man, this is some really good shit!"
I saw an acrobat today enjoying her work ..
She was having a flipping good time
My friend is getting famous for his hyper realistic pictures of people enjoying different sporting events.
He really knows how to draw a crowd.
I was enjoying watching a fly annoy my sister until my mom came in and swatted it.
Honestly, she can be such a buzzkill
I’m really enjoying the dad jokes here.
Hi really enjoying the dad jokes here. I’m Dad.
I love playing PS4 and PC games, but now i find myself enjoying the new Nintendo games.
I guess I'm switching it up.
*enjoying multiple vegetables at once*
Hey slow down, they don't grow on trees yknow!
Venus flytrap enjoying a light meal
A family of moles was enjoying a nice Sunday morning...
...when father mole looks over lovingly to mother mole and says, "In appreciation of all you do, we are going to brunch today!"
Mother mole and baby mole excitedly get ready and put on their Sunday best.
When they are ready to leave, mother mole climbs up the tunnel first, and exclaims, "O my, I can smell pancakes and syrup!" Baby mole comes up next and says, "I can smell eggs and bacon!"
Father mole follows behind and says, "Funny, all I can smell is molasses!"
How are you guys enjoying "the hunt for red September?"
I was in my backyard in the hot tub last night enjoying the views of the incoming lightning storm not thinking of the danger.
And then it struck me....
The waiter asked how I was enjoying my Vietnamese soup.
I told him “so pho so good”
I got a new job recently as a junior accountant, I’m enjoying it so far but..
Most days I find the work very taxing.
Elon Musk's Starman is not enjoying himself in orbit!
He can't find a park-in-space.
When you're a in the sauna enjoying your solitude when Ashton Kutcher walks in...
You just got steam plunked.
Enjoying Thanksgiving break with my very white family...
My uncle walked out of his bedroom wearing a green sweatshirt. My mom perked up and exclaimed in all excitement, "That's my favorite color!" My uncle, unflinching and without missing a beat replied, "Caucasian?" And gives the most wry smile in the midst of a racially awkward silence. I inappropriately giggled. I might be kicked out of the family.
P. S. I know it's not my dad, but he's a dad to some of the people who were in the room. So it counts.
I was with my friends, and I asked if he was enjoying his sundae.
He said yes. Which was weird, because I swore it was a Saturday.
Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying a geometry textbook. He raises his glass and says...
"Here's looking at Euclid."
I asked my friend if he was enjoying his African hunting expedition.
So as I'm getting a drink from the fridge while enjoying a football game with my family, a wild Dad Joke appears...
football commentator says something about a player's NFL debut being today just before I get crushed ice from the in-door ice maker from the fridge
Dad: "Wait I missed that, WHOSE debut is it today? What was his name again? I couldn't hear!"
Me, loudly: "Hang on!" points to fridge "Ice maker."
Dad: "WOW his name is Ice Maker?! No wonder he's so tough!"
Now, my dad doesn't often do this so I kinda started at him before slowly saying, "No.....his....it's not...." Then he grinned at me as I felt dumb.
As a Dad, I am thoroughly enjoying this sub.
Just thought I would let you all know.
I asked my gran, "How are you enjoying the stairlift ?"
She said, "I hate it. It's driving me up the wall."
I asked my grandfather if he was enjoying his new stairlift
He said he hates it, it’s driving him up the wall
I asked my grandpa, "How are you enjoying the new stair lift?"
Grandpa: It has it's ups and downs
I asked my grandfather how he was enjoying the new stairlift that was installed in his house.
He said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”
I asked my grandfather how he’s enjoying the new stair lift that was recently installed in his house.
He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
I asked my grandmother how she is enjoying her new stair lift.
She said, “It’s driving me up the wall!”
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