Levity.
Cause it's not about the money . It's about sending a message !
He was a fungi (fun guy).
Lamborghini in the bottle baby.
From there, it's all downhill.
I don't know why he didn't just use a sponge, like other Dads.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
It said yeah. I’m a big metal fan.
...never a crossword...
I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
She said it was a reel treat!
"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"
We called her Auntie Up.
“There's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, For a Nandos.”
Short
Their favourite was Elvis parsley
"Have you ever thought about sex ed?" he asked.
"Who hasn't?" I replied. "And my name isn't Ed."
It was a real shindig
Let’s talk while we can.
They always made him put their carrion overhead.
"Hey dad, what's this movie about"
"Its about 2 hours long". ... "What's this song about, dad?"
"About 4 minutes."
I sure miss him.
Far from the Madden Crowd
There was this convenience store and the owner had a parrot perched next to the register. The parrot would talk to customers as they walked by and one day a man was walking by and the parrot said "You're the ugliest man I ever saw.". Taken aback, the man said "What did you say?" and the parrot said "You're the ugliest man I ever saw."
The man was outraged. He talked to the owner and said "Do you know what your bird just said to me?"
"No." said the owner.
"He said I was the ugliest man he ever saw."
"I'll give him a talking to." said the owner. "You come back tomorrow and see if things aren't a bit different."
That night the owner takes the parrot and slaps him around some, and tells him not to insult the customers ever again.
So the next day rolls around and the man stops by the store. He walks up to the register and says to the bird "What do you think you're lookin' at?"
The bird says, "You know."
He said it has its pluses and minuses.
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.
