A list of puns related to "Elkanah"
1842, Smith quotes from "View of the Hebrews". He knew of the book, and considered it highly enough to speak well of it and use it to validate mormonism.
https://www.josephsmithpapers.org/paper-summary/times-and-seasons-1-june-1842/16
>In order to this, we shall here make an extract from an able work: written exclusively on the subject of the Ten Tribes having come from Asia by the way of Bherings Strait, by the Rev. Ethan Smith, Pultney, Vt., who relates as follows:
Joseph Merrick, Esq., a highly respectable character in the church at Pittsfield, gave the following account:
That in 1815, he was leveling some ground under and near an old wood shed, standing on a place of his, situated on Indian Hill.
Merrick claimed to have found an old Jewish phylactery, proving a Jewish link to the native Americans.
He was quite familiar with both the work and the event itself, with it happening in a location nestled on the route between his birthplace or Sharon, and Palmyra.
One character of note missing from the event described in the section Smith discussed in that Times and Seasons article, is Elkanah Watson.
(Hmmmm, isn't that first name familiar...)
Watson founded the Antiquarian society and was famous as a proponent of the Erie canal works, but was also involved in Ethan Smith's discovery of the phylacteries.
https://www.americanantiquarian.org/proceedings/44539344.pdf
>The Case of the Missing Phylactery WILLIAM N. GOETZMANN
In a letter of November 10, 1815, Elkanah Watson, the famous canal entrepreneur, the father of the American Agricultural Society and fair, and the most illustrious citizen of the small town, recounted his memories of the find:
'Immediately on hearing of the rumor of the discovery, I repaired to the house of Mr. Merrick, where I found several clergymen, whose curiousity was greatly excited by the strange incident, and who believed with me that the article must have found its way into this recent wilderness, by the agency of some descendents of Israel.... This discovery forms another link in the evidence by which our Indians are identified with the ancient Jews.'
Elkenah Watson was also a prominent landowner and in fact one of the lots he owned, lot 13 in the county of Herkimer, town of Romulus (Later to become Fayette, Seneca County.) changed hands once via the Miller family, and then ended up in the possession of Peter Whitmer in 1823.
https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=6008&a
Whatβs going on? Has class began? And why is the βsubmit your workβ page he kept mentioning nowhere to be found?
HELP PLEASE,
Alarmingmud...
Super excited for Boston this year, looks like both men and women will have the fastest fields in history and a ton of big names.
In case you missed it, top men (cut off at PR 2:12) include:
Kenenisa Bekele,Β 2:01:41 (Berlin, 2019) NR,Β Ethiopia
Titus Ekiru,Β 2:02:57 (Milan, 2021),Β Kenya
Evans Chebet,Β 2:03:00 (Valencia, 2020),Β Kenya
Lawrence Cherono,Β 2:03:04 (Valencia, 2020),Β Kenya
Bernard Koech,Β 2:04:09 (Amsterdam, 2021),Β Kenya
Lemi Berhanu,Β 2:04:33 (Dubai, 2016),Β Ethiopia
Lelisa Desisa,Β 2:04:45 (Dubai, 2013),Β Ethiopia
Gabriel Geay,Β 2:04:55 (Milan, 2021) NR,Β Tanzania
Benson Kipruto,Β 2:05:13 (Toronto, 2019),Β Kenya
Geoffrey Kamworor,Β 2:05:23 (Valencia, 2021),Β Kenya
Eric Kiptanui,Β 2:05:47 (Apugnano, 2020),Β Kenya
Bethwell Yegon,Β 2:06:14 (Berlin, 2021),Β Kenya
Geoffrey Kirui,Β 2:06:27 (Amsterdam, 2016),Β Kenya
Eyob Faniel,Β 2:07:19 (Seville, 2020) NR,Β Italy
Yuki Kawauchi,Β 2:07:27 (Otsu, 2021),Β Japan
Albert Korir,Β 2:08:03 (Ottawa, 2019),Β Kenya
Amanuel Mesel,Β 2:08:17 (Valencia, 2013),Β Eritrea
Bayelign Teshager,Β 2:08:28 (Los Angeles, 2020),Β Ethiopia
Tsegay Tuemay Weldibanos,Β 2:09:07 (Daegu, 2019),Β Eritrea
Scott Fauble,Β 2:09:09 (Boston, 2019),Β USA
Colin Bennie,Β 2:09:38 (Chandler, 2020),Β USA
Trevor Hofbauer,Β 2:09:51 (Toronto, 2019),Β Canada
Jared Ward,Β 2:09:25 (Boston, 2019),Β USA
Ian Butler,Β 2:09:45 (Chandler, 2020),Β USA
Mick Iacofano,Β 2:09:55 (Chandler, 2020),Β USA
Jake Riley,Β 2:10:02 (Atlanta, 2020),Β USA
Jerrell Mock,Β 2:10:37 (Chicago, 2019),Β USA
Jemal Yimer,Β 2:10:38 (Boston, 2021),Β Ethiopia
Juan Luis Barrios,Β 2:10:55 (Tokyo, 2018),Β Mexico
Matt McDonald,Β 2:11:10 (Chicago, 2019),Β USA
Matt Llano, 2:11:14 (Berlin, 2019), USA
Elkanah Kibet,Β 2:11:15 (New York City, 2021),Β USA
CJ Albertson,Β 2:11:18 (Chandler, 2020),Β USA
Diego Estrada,Β 2:11:54 (Chicago, 2019),Β USA
and Women (cut off at 2:30):
Peres Jepchirchir 2:17:16 (Valencia, 2020) Kenya
Joyciline Jepkosgei 2:17:43 (London, 2021) Kenya
Degitu Azimeraw 2:17:58 (London, 2021) Ethiopia
Roza Dereje 2:18:30 (Valencia, 2019) Ethiopia
Zeineba Yimer 2:19:28 (Valencia, 2019) Ethiopia
Edna Kiplagat 2:19:50 (London, 2012) Kenya
Tigist Girma 2:19:52 (Amsterdam, 2019) Ethiopia
Maurine Chepkemoi 2:20:18 (Amsterdam, 2021) Kenya
Sara Hall 2:20:32 (Chandler, 2020) USA
Desiree Linden 2:22:38 (Boston, 2011) USA
**Viola
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Last week's thread looked at Emma Fry Cooney. Nothing certain, but hopefully there's more to come for her! Also, one year of Community Research - it's been a lot of fun!
To those who weren't selected, feel free to repost your ancestor in this thread to be considered in this weeks drawing - or post a different one if you want!
This will be a community effort to focus on breaking down the brick walls of one person's ancestor.
"Post Your People" will be put up on Thursday, and I will select the "winner" for the research thread to be posted Saturday. The "winning" ancestor will be chosen by a random number generator and will receive their own post for us to work together on.
We can all hopefully learn from each other through this process. Feel free to post your tips, tricks, and strategies.
Please post ALL information that you know about your ancestor: links, screenshots, sources. We don't want to do work that you've already done. Feel free to include a short summary and/or what you're specifically looking to solve.
Records may be related to: birth/baptism, marriage, divorce, death, children, census, land, taxes, biographies, education, probate, etc. You can also link to Google Docs/Sheets. Don't think that any record is not important. Share it!
Please be sure to take a screenshot of any record that is on a paid site like Ancestry; you can use Imgur to upload it. Try to link to FamilySearch records if possible.
I'll include an example below:
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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