Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?

What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!

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How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?

Sam sung

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What does Samuel L. Jackson call his dad?

Motherfucker

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While I joined the Army and started a family, my brother Samuel became a doctor. After one of his patients died, my kids asked him what happened.

He told them, "Sorry, Uncle Sam's health care isn't the best."

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Why doesn't Samuel L. Jackson get hungry when he travels?

He brings snacks on a plane.

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MOTHERfucker "I'm tired of these Mother sakes in this Mother game!" - Samuel Lucas Jackson
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Samuel Clemens had a brother.

He was Mark's Twin.

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Someone asked if Samuel Colt if he was going to build a factory.

He said he'll give it a shot.

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Samuel Jackson: I never eat anything with cheese.

But when I do, it's Royale.

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"Puns are the lowest form of wit" -Samuel Johnson

Sorry to dampun your spirits

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Maybe that's how the coronavirus started...
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Chirality
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Morose Code is just like the usual one but more sluggish and despondent.
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My phone just dad joked me.

I recently got a new android phone, which happens to have a siri-like AI function. After playing with it a bit, I decided to ask it what my name was.

"What is my name?"

"What? That is a strange name to have!"

I don't know what I was expecting...

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This day in history...

On this day in history in 1991 a long lost half of one Samuel Clemens' manuscripts was found in a trunk in someone's attic. We mark this day as the day the original Huckleberry Finn was no longer cut in twain.

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Just had a great moment in the car

My friends and I are all students attending OU. We were driving by our college, when...

Friend: "Hi school!"

Me: "No Samuel, that's college."

It took 30 seconds of me emphasizing/repeating the wording to get them to realize what I meant.

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Studying for my MCAT when I came across this passage in Verbal.

I have written this book to sweep away all misunderstandings about the crafty art of punnery and to convince you that the pun is well worth celebrating.... After all, the pun is mightier than the sword, and these days you are much more likely to run into a pun than into a sword. [A pun is a witticism involving the playful use of a word in different senses, or of words which differ in meaning but sound alike.]

Scoffing at puns seems to be a conditioned reflex, and through the centuries a steady barrage of libel and slander has been aimed at the practice of punning. Nearly three hundred years ago John Dennis sneered, β€œA pun is the lowest form of wit,” a charge that has been butted and rebutted by a mighty line of pundits and punheads.

Henry Erskine, for example, has protested that if a pun is the lowest form of wit, β€œIt is, therefore, the foundation of all wit.” Oscar Levant has added a tag line: β€œA pun is the lowest form of humorβ€”when you don’t think of it first.” John Crosbie and Bob Davies have responded to Dennis with hot, cross puns: β€œ...If someone complains that punning is the lowest form of humor you can tell them that poetry is verse.”

Samuel Johnson, the eighteenth century self-appointed custodian of the English language, once thundered, β€œTo trifle with the vocabulary which is the vehicle of social intercourse is to tamper with the currency of human intelligence. He who would violate the sanctities of his mother tongue would invade the recesses of the national till without remorse... ”

Joseph Addison pronounced that the seeds of punning are in the minds of all men, and tho’ they may be subdued by reason, reflection, and good sense, they will be very apt to shoot up in the greatest genius, that which is not broken and cultivated by the rules of art.

Far from being invertebrate, the inveterate punster is a brave entertainer. He or she loves to create a three-ring circus of words: words clowning, words teetering on tightropes, words swinging from tent tops, words thrusting their head into the mouths of lions. Punnery can be highly entertaining, but it is always a risky business. The humor can fall on its face, it can lose its balance and plunge into the sawdust, or it can be decapitated by the snapping shut of jaws. While circus performers often receive laughter or applause for their efforts, punsters often draw an obligatory groan for theirs. But the fact that most people groan at, rather than laugh at, puns doesn’t mean that the punnery isn’t fu

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