Elastic Bands Puns

A list of puns related to "Elastic Bands"

A secretary cut the elastic band used for my physiotherapy

She multitasks as a Rubber maid

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👤︎ u/Ciaboom
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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I rolled a rock down the hill with an elastic band around it, and It hit a passerby.

My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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If a musical group extended their playlist, would they be an elastic band?
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👤︎ u/vader2000
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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Wife bought an elastic band that holds your keys and phone when you run.

I: "Was it made in the U. S.?"

She: "I don't know. Why?"

I: "I just wondered if it's an American band."

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👤︎ u/TrindadeDisciple
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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I went to a concert last night and the musicians were bouncing around the stage like crazy.

Turns out they were an elastic band.

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👤︎ u/vrnate
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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