A secretary cut the elastic band used for my physiotherapy
She multitasks as a Rubber maid
I rolled a rock down the hill with an elastic band around it, and It hit a passerby.
My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?
No because they haven't had a gig yet
What is Jesus' favourite band?
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
I play the triangle in a reggae band
I stand in the back and ting
If a musical group extended their playlist, would they be an elastic band?
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
A band of armed babies...
Can you call them the infantry?
Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?
I believe they are Prague rock.
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
What's chemist' s favourite band?
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
Several religious groups are banding together to outlaw adult toys.
Their reasoning is the Bible says, "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine."
Wife bought an elastic band that holds your keys and phone when you run.
I: "Was it made in the U. S.?"
She: "I don't know. Why?"
I: "I just wondered if it's an American band."
My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.
I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'
You probably saw our posters
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
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