What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
I've always hated the song "Sweet Dreams"
But who am I to disagree?
What did the Sweet Potato say when it gained consciousness?
Why did the sweet potato cross the road?
So that it could be the other side.
Courtesy of my 6 year old. I’m so proud.
I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..
But I don’t want to sugar coat it.
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)
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Are you the guy who stole all the sweet potatoes?
What is sweet and walks in the desert?
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on
Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"
The lid on my McDonald’s cup. How sweet?
For the life of me, I could not get the sweet tea dispenser to work during my lunch.
I was having some difficultea.
A teacher is taking roll call in a classroom of sweet potato students. The teacher asks "is John here?"
John raises his hand, "I yam."
I assumed that all the girls I met in college thought I was sweet.
Turns out that’s not what they meant when they called me
un-savory.
Me *at service station*: want to get some sweets for the road?
Dad: I think the road’s already full thanks
Did you hear about the little native American boy who drank a gallon of sweet tea before bed?
They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.
Why didnt the sweet pickle get offended?
What did Speedy Gonzales shout when he entered the sweet shop?
My dad, type 2 diabetic, after 11 months of suffering chemo/radiation treatment for pancreatic cancer, 5 months after he was told the surgery failed and it was terminal. Brother reads off the back of a Sweet'N Low packet "...been determined to cause cancer to laboratory animals" Dad snaps back
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
Where is the sweet potato's favorite vacation spot?
How do you call something that's sweet and lives in the desert?
What’s deliciously sweet and creamy and can tell the future?
A chocolate eclairvoyant.
What did the cucumber say to the talkative sweet potato?
I work at a grocery store and a guy came through my line with his wife. He forgot to put his sweet potatoes on the belt and I make a crack about him stealing food. His wife then said,
"Ya know, if they put out a warrant for your arrest for stealing those potatoes you would be on the yam."
Dropped this sweet one on the gf while she was making salad.
The tomate looked dark, I told her "eww"
She says, "they're herloom tomatoes"
I reply with "so they've been handed down, generation to generation?"
groans
I dropped a bunch of canned sweet potatoes before the store opened today while stocking shelves;
My coworker hollered "uh oh!"
I responded with a boisterous "YAM IT!"
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
What did the sweet potato philosopher say?
I think, therefore I yam.
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