Elastic Puns

A list of puns related to "Elastic"

A secretary cut the elastic band used for my physiotherapy

She multitasks as a Rubber maid

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Ciaboom
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
🚨︎ report
I rolled a rock down the hill with an elastic band around it, and It hit a passerby.

My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
🚨︎ report
The inventor of the elastic waistband has finally been recognized for his contribution to humanity.

He was awarded the No-Belt Prize

👍︎ 47
💬︎
👤︎ u/Theikos
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
🚨︎ report
If a musical group extended their playlist, would they be an elastic band?
👍︎ 33
💬︎
👤︎ u/vader2000
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
🚨︎ report
Wife bought an elastic band that holds your keys and phone when you run.

I: "Was it made in the U. S.?"

She: "I don't know. Why?"

I: "I just wondered if it's an American band."

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/TrindadeDisciple
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
🚨︎ report
How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?

You're all fan-elastic!

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/sitathon
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
🚨︎ report
My daughter asked me which band I like the most...

I quite like elastic but my favourites got to be hair- they just seem to fit any style.

👍︎ 19
💬︎
👤︎ u/Jad324
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
🚨︎ report
I went to a concert last night and the musicians were bouncing around the stage like crazy.

Turns out they were an elastic band.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/vrnate
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
🚨︎ report
Why were the prices of the balloons more expensive than last time?

The prices were inflated

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/NoThotsAllowedHere
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
🚨︎ report
6 year old son got hubby this morning

Had bought 6yo new shoes. They were still tied together with elastic. He brings them out the next morning to the kitchen

6yo: Dad, can you cut these apart so I can wear them? Hubby: Hang on, I'm just making a sandwich. I'm hungry. 6yo: Hi Hungry, I'm (6yo). OOOOHHHHHH DAD JOKE! I GOT YOU!!!

Our boy loves dad jokes!

👍︎ 44
💬︎
👤︎ u/Ailhak
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.