Lego my eggo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicken-feet123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?

San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lininkasi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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Sandy Eggo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Lego my eggo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mybustersword
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
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What happens when you drop and Eggo on the beach?

You get a Sandy-Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donotbelieveit
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What was Old MacDonald's favorite toy as a child?

G. I. - G. I. Joe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call a waffle's evil twin?

Its alter Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motobuddha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Hope you all will appreciate this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alyfish126
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.

He's such an Eggo-maniac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Hey look it's San Diego imgur.com/Pnia6qb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoistCrayon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawlish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.

He has such a huge Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Got my wife twice while talking about our dog

My wife just finished eating some eggo waffles and the dog came in and immediately started licking the syrup off her hands

Her: the dog didn't even see me eat yet he ran straight over to me and began licking my hands.

Me: Yeah, it's like he nose

Her (trying to come up with something to out do my joke): That was quite the paw-n

Me: Was that supposed to be a joke, because it sounded like a faux-paw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2015
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnychr0n
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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I took my son to the beach today and now he's mad at me.

I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.

After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izaya189
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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What does a woman who wants to be pregnant before breakfast tell her husband?

Preggo my eggo

Kinda proud of my first original dad joke :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaceCA18DET
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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Not a dad, but I made this up and thought you might appreciate it.

What do you call a criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewp123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Morning dad joke

I was eating breakfast before school one morning when my dad walked into the kitchen and put his hand directly on my waffles.

Me: "What are you doing?"

Dad (whispers): "You're supposed to say leggo my eggo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poop_sauce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2014
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What’s the worst waffle in California?

Sandy Eggo.

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What do you call a waffle at the beach?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperShinobi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerdrinkerguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?

Sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbrianspasmx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach

A sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUprightBass
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Sun of a beach

What do you get when you drop your waffle on a beach in California? a sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargadag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?

Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucySpaghet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelbaysucks96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?

A sandy-eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtz1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FisterRobotOh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?

A sandy Eggo.

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