Lego my eggo
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chicken-feet123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2020
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what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?

San Diego

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lininkasi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2017
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Sandy Eggo
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
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Lego my eggo
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mybustersword
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2015
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If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PsychedelicOrchestra
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What happens when you drop and Eggo on the beach?

You get a Sandy-Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/donotbelieveit
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What was Old MacDonald's favorite toy as a child?

G. I. - G. I. Joe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/logansworth
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2021
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What do you call a waffle's evil twin?

Its alter Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/motobuddha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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Hope you all will appreciate this.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alyfish126
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2019
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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CSwork1
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I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.

He's such an Eggo-maniac

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Hey look it's San Diego imgur.com/Pnia6qb
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MoistCrayon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2016
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Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lawlish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2019
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My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.

He has such a huge Eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2019
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Got my wife twice while talking about our dog

My wife just finished eating some eggo waffles and the dog came in and immediately started licking the syrup off her hands

Her: the dog didn't even see me eat yet he ran straight over to me and began licking my hands.

Me: Yeah, it's like he nose

Her (trying to come up with something to out do my joke): That was quite the paw-n

Me: Was that supposed to be a joke, because it sounded like a faux-paw

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/krigito
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2015
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnnychr0n
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I took my son to the beach today and now he's mad at me.

I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.

After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/izaya189
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2018
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What does a woman who wants to be pregnant before breakfast tell her husband?

Preggo my eggo

Kinda proud of my first original dad joke :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpaceCA18DET
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2017
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Not a dad, but I made this up and thought you might appreciate it.

What do you call a criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andrewp123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2013
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Morning dad joke

I was eating breakfast before school one morning when my dad walked into the kitchen and put his hand directly on my waffles.

Me: "What are you doing?"

Dad (whispers): "You're supposed to say leggo my eggo."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poop_sauce
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What’s the worst waffle in California?

Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatsWhatSheepSaid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2021
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What do you call a waffle at the beach?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperShinobi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beerdrinkerguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?

Sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xbrianspasmx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach

A sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheUprightBass
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Sun of a beach

What do you get when you drop your waffle on a beach in California? a sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gargadag
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2018
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Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?

Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaucySpaghet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2018
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2014
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What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/michaelbaysucks96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2017
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What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?

A sandy-eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtz1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2015
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What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FisterRobotOh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2017
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What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?

A sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/f_gally
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