Because Sheeran.
Man, I was worried when Mr. Ed had to be hospitalized. But now I've heard he's back home and his condition is stable.
is this a dad joke? No, son, its not. he replied. Can we stop it with all the sex jokes please? they aren't dad jokes and probably belong in plain old /r/jokes.
Sorry for the anti joke here, but its really getting old.
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
It was a crash course.
We’re neighbors now.
She was a night mare 🐴
You use a blow-up doll
It was very illuminating.
Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.
Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?
Co-teacher: He couldn't say.
Now he’s brained Ed
He was honestly just Ed G.
It's not a question, that's just the process.
Nothing, it stands for nothing.
I finally put a lock on the door to keep him from barging in.
Sheeran away
Because Sheeran away
Ed had been running for a while and wouldn't have the endrurance to run for much longer. The officer realised this and yelled: Stop! You have to get arrested!"
It's a small town so they know Police Officer Ed well enough to know that he can be pretty curt and rude. As they pass him, they exchange pleasantries. The husband tips his hat and Officer Ed does the same. The wife says, "Hello Officer Ed, it's a beautiful day isn't it?" Officer Ed looks at the sky, grunts, and says, "It looks like rain." The wife looks at the sky and says, "But there isn't a cloud in the sky." Officer Ed doubles down, "It's definitely going to rain."
The husband doesn't want to start any problems so he bids the officer good day, takes his wife's arm and leads her along. Once they were out of earshot, the husband said to his wife, "Listen, Rude Officer Ed knows rain, dear."
Math, because they teach you how to multiply
I promptly burst out singing: "Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm!"
I got a full-on facepalm out of her. It was excellent.
Macaroni and Cheeks.
He made two successful left turns but missed the third Reich
'Sheeran' is Caring
It was perfect.
Man 1: "I'm sorry I took you for Grant, Ed."
He asked the security guy, "Did you see a girl walk out with my favorite hat?" He responded, "No Ed, shee-ran."
Cause Sheeran away.
