What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
We need to add PR, DC, and Guam, as states.
53 is a prime number. Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.
I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
What happens when you add cornstarch to the stew?
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?
Add therapy dogs considered working dogs?
If so, would they be white collar workers?
I've been told to add this to my dating profile
My daughter was practicing her flute today, she said at bar 45 she needs to add in a breath mark.
I teared up, after all these years she still doesn't know my name is David.
What do you get when you add two crystals to two other crystals?
My wife told me today that when I got her food order, that I need to remember to ask for cheese or they wouldn’t add it.
I told her if they forgot the cheese again, it wouldn’t end very Gouda for them!
When do you add herbs to your dish?
If you add an "s" to the word "even",
Swedish people like to add syrup to their espresso.
Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohm’s Law.
It’s my P.S. de resistance.
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
What have you got to add to metal to get heavy metal?
Some people see ADD as a problem
I prefer to see it as a plus
Guess what creatures can add 8+3.14159
Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...
French woman with Covid?
La Wheez.
I had a very good math teacher. He was an integral part of my life. It doesn’t add up that I can’t remember who he was.
He is a real Mister Riemann.
Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.
What is someone with ADD in 4K
When making authentic Belgium waffles, how much batter should you add to the waffle maker?
The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.
From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.
If you add a dollar and a pound what do you get?
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....
I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.
You need exactly 239 beans to make Irish soup because if you add one more it becomes too farty.
I own a restaurant. My chef knows exactly when to add spices to any meal...
My ADD niece can never find her car
She always loses her focus
hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
What can you add to one to make it disappear?
What happens when you add a circle to 45 degrees?
I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.
Oh it’s so tasty.
Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub
I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.
I saw an add that said “Radio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on full”
I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I once saw an add to enter the falt earth society
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
You thought other puns were bad? wait until you (sorry I dunno how to add text to images and i'm new to reddit)
I was required to add flair to this, True story not a flairy tail
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it??
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