Edible Dormouse Puns

A list of puns related to "Edible Dormouse"

This is an edible dormouse. One upvote = one chomp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mothycow
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The edible dormouse was named "edible" due to the farming and consumption of the species by ancient Romans. Wealthy Romans lavishly fattened and roasted them as a delicacy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edi…
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An adorable inhabitant of European forests- edible dormouse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Constant-Floor
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A young Edible Dormouse / glis glis on some steps down to the beach. Had no fear of people! v.redd.it/jn3kdac44us51
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This thingy is a dormouse, but is it a young edible dormouse or adult hazel dormouse? Both species are found in this area.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantom_lord_yeah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Baby edible dormouse that was rescued from a falling tree :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/octiron73
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This thingy is a dormouse, but is it a young edible dormouse or adult hazel dormouse? Both species are found in this area.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantom_lord_yeah
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Cute edible dormouse cleaning itself after meal v.redd.it/djooghs455o31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grunwalskii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Edible dormouse?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/galactic-breeze
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TIL of the edible dormouse, so called because it was a Roman culinary delicacy. Not native to the UK, there is now a sizable population of them in Buckinghamshire due to escapees from Lionel Walter Rothschild's menagerie in Tring park in 1902. telegraph.co.uk/news/eart…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bik_gayi_hai_gormint
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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[REQUEST] edible dormouse (aka fat dormouse) in different languages and their etymologies

Rather specific, i know. But it's hard to find good stuff on this so perhaps some native speakers/people with better etymological knowledge/people who google better than me can help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rebbit_and_birb
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Face to face with an edible dormouse (Glis glis), SneΕΎnik Plateau, Slovenia [1172x798] (x-post r/dormice) flickr.com/photos/mihakro…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatyellowshark
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Telomeres are elongated in older individuals in a hibernating rodent, the edible dormouse (Glis glis), rather than shortened like other animals. nature.com/articles/srep3…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvea
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TIL that Ancient Romans' enjoyed a particular mouse as a snack so much that it became known as the "Edible Dormouse." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomier86
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Face to face with an edible dormouse (Glis glis), SneΕΎnik Plateau, Slovenia. flickr.com/photos/mihakro…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatyellowshark
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This is called an "Edible dormouse" and it lives in Russia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PENIS_VAGINA
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Dormice favoured by Italian mafia seized in drugs raid rnz.co.nz/news/world/4536…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drakejones99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarronKeepSucks
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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Couch potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trick_Possibility_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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Baka!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
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Letting loose with these puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme_stealing_bandit
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hangryman23
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

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Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hootanahalf
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That’s Michelle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLEXSEALBREAKER
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonStimpo
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackerboi1198
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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