Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Each Year"
Sea son's greetings.
So he became 90
Sorry. I just gotta vent.
I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.
I guess you might call them emu-jis.
is just staggering.
It was a so-be-it union.
It's called a mongoose.
Why do prisoners hate computers?
The escape key never works.
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game
How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
Can February March? No but April may.
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.
[Insert minion meme]
Let that sink in
My son said, "look dad, they're all lovey-dovey!"
Never been more proud!
He was gaining inte-rest.
And as the groans begin, I'll screech, "The letter G!"
...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
Apparently, it's a series of bark codes.
so watch your ass
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