itβs Pi
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Drink it
They become quite angry.
I must be missing some bowels.
It reminded me to bath my cat.
He got really angry
Parry the platypus.
... but there's no accounting for taste.
"Like a glove."
Drink it.
Edit: Maybe βDrink the teaβ is clearer.
When the polar bear comes up to take a P, you kick him in the hole.
I was out for a nice dinner at P.F. Chang's with a couple buddies to celebrate my birthday. I had decided to order the Shaking Beef, because it sounded delicious (and it was).
The waitress came to take our orders, got to me, and I asked for the Shaking Beef. When she asked how I wanted it, out of impulse, I replied "Shaking, not stirred".
Both of my buddies groaned and gave me shit for the rest of the night, but the waitress laughed, so it went okay. I was, and still am, proud.
They didn't know what hit 'em until I squirted them with it!
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
Finally, the guy storms off in anger.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
Me: I would hope so...otherwise you'd still need diapers!
Wife chucked, 5-year-old groaned.
Pananas
Drink it a
Drink it!
Because they're all not 'C's.
