I always get my 10 Per-Scent
“No,” I said. “It’s actually pretty mean.”
"I just cashed you inside, how bow dah?"
<She was not impressed with my meme knowledge.>
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... are two things you can do to damage lemons.
I almost put this in /r/showerthoughts, but they don't allow puns.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.
40 kids is way too much by any standard
Or just a low ha.
They are key workers
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
Ban-ff.
Because they have the right to a rest!
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
Only a low ha.
Windows!
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
I interrupted her and told her that it is in fact called a toy-let.
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
Silence of the Lambeau
Because they have immunity.
Cantaloupe
They said the sky is the limit.
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
"...mountains peak!"
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
Cus covid 19
It’s a non-prophet organization.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
Because it goes 27 mph.
Yesterday, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.
Inside jokes...
He wasn't "granite" permission.
Or just a low ha?
Or is it just A lo ha
Or just a low ha.
Or just a low ha
Or is it just a low ha?
Or is it just a low ha
Or a low-ha
They are only allowed a low ha.
or is it just.... A Low Ha?
Or just a low ha?
Or is it just a low ha
