Many think that dwarves and midgets are the same thing...
...but they actually have very little in common.
You gotta hand it to dwarves...
...because, sometimes they can't reach.
Seven dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy.
When Happy got out, they all felt Grumpy !!
Did you hear one about the camping pair of dwarves?
It’s a little two in tents.
Let me tell you what I know about dwarves
Due to all the COVID restrictions this year, a maximum of only 6 of the 7 dwarves could meet up
None of them were Happy :-(
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
Because of the pandemic the 7 dwarves have been told they can only meet in groups of 6...
One of them is not Happy!
I opened a restaurant for dwarves and little people.
It wasn’t such a tall order
I got mugged by six dwarves...
Did you know that statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy?
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
Snow White took 6 dwarves to the zoo
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
Did I tell you about the time when I got attacked by 6 dwarves?
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
What type of real estate transactions do dwarves prefer?
"Do you know that movies about Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits where they try to destroy a ring?"
"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"
"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."
Why can’t the seven dwarves drink at the bar?
Six out of seven dwarves aren’t Happy.
This post was the height of humour.
My mom and dad were dwarves.
All their life they struggled to put food on the table.
One of the seven dwarves kissed a giraffe yesterday.
Apparently the other six put him up to it.
Did you hear about the group of dwarves that attempted to rob a butchers?
They had to back out because the stakes were too high
Sometimes I feel like a doctor for dwarves...
Because I have such little patience.
I was suddenly approached by a bunch of people, screaming to my face that I looked like one of the seven dwarves
Since 2006, there have been eight dwarves in the Disney canon - Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc...
Statistical analysis shows that quality of life among dwarves is very poor:
6 out of 7 are not happy.
Read a sad news article about rising depression statistics amongst dwarves
Apparently, only one in seven calls themselves happy
The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...
... One of them isn’t Happy.
I wa robbed by six dwarves today.
I was robbed by 6 dwarves today.
6 out of 7 Dwarves are not Happy
I got mugged by six dwarves last night
Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
Did you know that statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy.
I got mugged by 6 dwarves last night...
I was robbed by six dwarves last night.
I will tell you what I know about dwarves.
6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
I’ll tell you what I know about dwarves
Some people say dwarves and midgets are the same thing
But I say they have very little in common
What do I know about dwarves?
Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves...
6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.
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