23 Hilarious Gnomes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Need gnome puns ASAP

My mom’s friend is trying to write a card for her husband for Valentine’s Day, and he loves gnomes. Shes trying to find gnome puns to put in the card associated with Valentine’s Day. Please help because I don’t know any good gnome puns.

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👤︎ u/mE-iS-wAfFlE

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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What do gnomes in their twenties do?

Take elfies!

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👤︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Almost all garden gnomes have red hats

It’s a little gnome fact

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👤︎ u/Thornkale

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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👤︎ u/Tevvi94

📅︎ May 04 2020

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Garden Gnome

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👤︎ u/VinceDC

📅︎ Dec 08 2019

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What do you call nomadic gnomes?

Gnomads

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👤︎ u/ThunderAlex2

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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Me: How much for the angry yard gnome?

Yard Sale Lady: That's my son.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.

It was bignomeial.

Courtesy of my dad.

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👤︎ u/SennalyeTheChanarat

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!

Who would stoop so low?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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Did you hear about the gnome cop?

He works in lawn enforcement.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast

📅︎ Jul 27 2019

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polynomials (algebraic expressions) are not to be confused with poly gnome meals (food for plastic gnomes)

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👤︎ u/Tananar

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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What do you call an angry homeless gnome?

A gnomad.

Explanation:

g nomad

gno mad

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👤︎ u/insertnamehere74

📅︎ Mar 19 2019

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The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus, or earth dweller.

In other words, it's a misgnomer.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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The Legend of Gnome Ann

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👤︎ u/gargolito

📅︎ Jul 08 2016

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What’s a garden gnomes favourite thing to learn at school?

TrigaGnomeatry

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👤︎ u/Albiee_XD

📅︎ Jan 08 2019

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What do you call the day when gnomes choose their leader?

Gnomeination day

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👤︎ u/belovedsalty

📅︎ Dec 21 2018

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Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?

Because it’s nothin’ but a ‘G’ thing.

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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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What do you call a Gnome that lives in the city?

A MetroGnome :D

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👤︎ u/Cork08

📅︎ Mar 02 2016

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I was walking round a shop when I noticed a mooning gnome solar powered lamp...

I looked at my wife and said surely if he's mooning, it's lunar powered right?

(I hope everyone understands "mooning" is when someone gets their rear end out, dunno if it's just a British term)

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👤︎ u/Alfherin

📅︎ Jul 24 2017

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Now you can buy a Noam Chomsky garden gnome avclub.com/article/now-yo…

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👤︎ u/ask-a-physicist

📅︎ Feb 02 2015

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What do you call a heard of traveling gnomes

Gnomatic

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👤︎ u/Xboxben

📅︎ Jul 07 2015

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What do you call a gnome with ESP that escapes from prison?

A small medium at large

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👤︎ u/Spingebill678

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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I heard that there was a gnome mystic that broke out of prison.

He is a small medium at large.

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👤︎ u/ysabelknits

📅︎ Apr 22 2017

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