What do you call half of a centaur

A per-centaur. (Credit to my friend)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopOfPot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Centaur of Attention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisedalord1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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In this wedding, the bride is the centaur of attention.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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A group of people went into a maze to find a centaur. As they entered one man told the group: β€œDon’t bother going to the middle”, They responded: β€œWhy?”, He replied: β€œThey don’t like to be the centaur of attention”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trigger-Plays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Centaurs have HPV: Human Palomino Virus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaphster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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50 centaur
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πŸ‘€︎ u/circusemily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Can this be centaured here? I dunno, i'm just gonna gogh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Have you heard about Chiron of Greek mythology?

With his medical skills, he's known as the first centaur for disease control!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiderMaha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids

then it behooves you to become a centaur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gambitK9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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My son went to school dressed as a horse.

He was the centaur of attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeSexyPotato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I invited the local farmer and his horse to my son's birthday party

They quickly became the centaur of attention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakoBoi123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine

That made him the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billyboogie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My Half Horse friend is so vain

He always has to be the centaur of attention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why are mythical beings with the body of a horse always so proud?

They're always at the centaur lf attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbadxampl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.

My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliothtz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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What do you call a doctor who is half man and half horse?

A centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peach_problems
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A half man - half horse walks into the room

He was the Centaur of attention :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADFormer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.

You could say he was the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What do you call a half horse, half human doctor?

A centaur for disease control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaye_Axis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.

This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladhandz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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