Had a conversation with my buddy about the Eli movie on Netflix, I think I did it right (Spoiler warning)

Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"

Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.

Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"

Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....

I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.

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Eli Thompson belongs on /r/dadjokes imgur.com/yGBXYWP
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This is definitely something my dad would say
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Father's Day Jewish Dad joke

At my parent's house for father's day and my dad was reminiscing about his old neighborhood, referring to St. Louis Park, MN as 'St. Jewish Park'.

Me: It was called St. Jewish Park?

My Dad: Yep, there was a Rosenblum on every corner.

(we're jewish... so that doesn't make it nearly as anti-semitic as it sounds now as i type it out)

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