What do orcs want above anything else?
More doors.
Orcs are the best musicians
Their orcestras are the best
Two elves walk into a bar.
A hobbit laughs and walks right under.
A dwarf walked into a bar.
The bar for this joke is set pretty low.
(Posted this on r/jokes but just strikes me as belonging here too....)
Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?
They're too orc'ward.
Did you hear about the new Lord of the Rings book?
Thatβs what Iβm Tolken about.
Iβve recently got into fantasy football
So far, My team includes an orc, 2 elves, a dwarf and a Minotaur.
Grocery store worker humor
Father of a 3 year old here. I work in a grocery store. Here are some jokes I like to tell or have told.
-Customer wants to buy some Aunt Jemima's pancakes or syrup. "Oh man these are the only breakfast brand I can buy due to religious reasons. I'm a Jemima's Witness."
-Find some bad meat and take it back to the meat department "Yeah the quality of this meat is meaty-ocre."
-What kind of melon can't get married? A cant-elope.
