When Gandalf was asked why his company was so successful.

He gave all the credit to his incredible staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticTrek
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Why is Gandalf a terrible teacher?

He starts by telling you that you shall not pass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave7243
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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The actor playing Gandalf was enchanting.

A real magic Ian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KlydesHail
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, and Gandalf walk into a bar

Gimli and the Hobbits are short enough to walk under it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOPSIturvy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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If Frodo was the President of the Fellowship, what position would Gandalf have?

Chief of Staff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like β€œHobbit!”, β€œMordor!”, and β€œGandalf!”...

Always Tolkien in her sleep...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/articElite0
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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You know, we only have Gandalf to thank for Hotel California

After all, he did bring us the Eagles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirMage
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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If Gandalf had grandkids,

They'd probably call him Grandalf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirdnut4
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I will be going as Gandalf for Halloween.

I hope I can pass off as him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwordintheSpud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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Gandalf was considering leaving his floors with its natural wood finish...

But he elected the way of paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derivedintegral
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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I wanted to reuse my monk costume to play Gandalf

but I found out old habits dye hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windral
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallen1977
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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My girlfriend and I are having a pregnancy scare, and she's better prepared to be a father than I am.

Last night while discussing our options and what could possibly happen, she said "I have such a gut feeling I'm pregnant" and gave me the slyest look I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArranMars
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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Me and the lads did a Lord of The Rings marathon last weekend

Ran 26 miles dressed as Gandalf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Almarrio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Dadjoked my name

I am a college professor and had my first lecture in front of a new class today. I said, "Good morning, for those of you whom I haven't met yet, my name is Dr. Jones. Actually, for those of you whom I've already met, my name is still Dr. Jones."

crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc_Noir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Lord of the Rings dadjoke

When Gandalf reveals himself in The Two Towers, we were all commenting on how he was the white wizard.

Me: "he's not Gandalf the Grey anymore!"

Dad: "he's now Wandalf the White!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReezles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like β€œHobbit!”, β€œMordor!”, and β€œGandalf!”...

Always Tolkien in her sleep...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/articElite0
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar

Gimli laughs and walks under it

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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