Aragorn Puns

Gimli and the Hobbits are short enough to walk under it.

I'm trying to get my daughter into Lord of the Rings. I'm watching Return of the King. I thought she'd think the Eye of Sauron would be cool. We watch the scene where Aragorn cuts the head off of the Mouth of Sauron. Without missing a beat she turns to me and says:

"What's next? The nose of Sauron?

When I ask her: "Are you Team Arwen or Team Eowyn?"

"Team Arwen, you?"

"Not sure, but either way, it's a wyn-wen situation for Aragorn."

Dad: Why is Elrond upset with Arwen?
Sister: He didn't want her to give up her immortality to be with Aragorn.
Dad: Isn't that a bit elfish of him?

Gimli laughs and walks under it

Legolas and Aragorn walk in to a bar. Gimli walks under it.