Joke from my 10 yr old: How do hobbits judge their designs?
Who’s the tallest hobbit of all time?
Talking in his sleep is a hobbit
I'm going to make a Hobbit out of this
What does Los Angeles have in common with the Hobbit?
What do you call a hobbit party?
Why don’t hobbits pick their noses?
What do you call a hobbit that works in advertising ?
What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?
What do you call 8 hobbits?
Why did the Hobbits go to McDonalds?
To get a second breakfast!
"Do you know that movies about Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits where they try to destroy a ring?"
"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"
"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."
What do you call an athletic baker hobbit?
How do hobbits cover their food?
There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.
They were just Tolkien characters.
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like “Hobbit!”, “Mordor!”, and “Gandalf!”...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
What kind of toes do Hobbits have?
Last night, I had a dream that I wrote the Hobbit.
Apparently I was Tolkien in my sleep
Do you know why Bruce Willis is a hobbit?
Because old hobbits die hard.
Why do hobbit holes only have one entrance?
One does not simply walk into more doors.
What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?
Someone found a long lost Tolkien book about introverted hobbits.
What kind of coffee do the Hobbits drink?
My Dad couldn't stop collecting and reading books about The Hobbit.
I like the Hobbit books, but as for Harry Potter..
That’s a different story.
What do you call it when a Hobbit is added for diversity?
What did the hobbits order at the Italian restaurant?
Hobbits have pretty good memory.
They say its frodographic.
What do you call a company of eight hobbits?
What do you say about a Hobbit that won't shut up?
He's Tolkien your ear off.
Before watching the Hobbit, I always wondered how Smaug got all his gold.
I had always assumed he had just won the LOTRry.
The Hobbit doctor
Why is the Hobbit doctor always angry? He has very little patients.
I just finished setting up our nativity scene, and this year I used lego hobbits for the magi.
Just like the song says--wee three kings.
Went to see The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Two hours in, dad leans over and tells me "This movie is kinda dragon..."
My dad on the Hobbit...
Me: So the new Hobbit movie came out yesterday.
Dad: You know what they say about those movies?
Me: What?
Dad: Once you start watching those movies it's a hard hobbit to break.
My girlfriend's dad pulled this one out while we were watching the Hobbit
We were watching the movie when my girlfriend made a comment about Bilbo not wearing shoes.
Her dad said, "I guess he has a bad Hobbit of not wearing shoes!
My Dad took me to see The Hobbit last night
We got our tickets and popcorn. While walking to our theater he says, "Guess where we'll be when we finish this popcorn?"
Me: "Uh where?"
Dad: Bag End.
Hobbit trailer
Dad just dad joked my little brother
Little brother: Have you seen the new hobbit trailer?
Dad: No, where are they camping?
My Dad after watching the Hobbit with me
(No spoilers) For those who haven't seen it, In the new Hobbit movie there is a scene where Tauriel, the female elf helps revive one of the dwarves using some ancient elven magic. Cue my dad leaning over with a glint in his eye, and whispering "I've always been a big fan of the National Elf Service!". He's a doctor and finds these sorts of things hilarious.
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like “Hobbit!”, “Mordor!”, and “Gandalf!”...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
Where do all the hobbits who grill out live?
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