Bilbo Puns

A list of puns related to "Bilbo"

Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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If Bilbo was a pimp

He would be Douche Baggins

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why did Bilbo Baggins not want to give up the ring?

It was a force of hobbit.

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👤︎ u/Suffocatedwallaby
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear “I’m a Loser Baby” for the third day in a row.

It was There and Beck again.

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👤︎ u/maxgroover
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Bilbo Baggins lived for 131 years and smoked all his life

I guess old hobbits die hard

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👤︎ u/PygmeePony
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Apparently Bilbo Baggins has died.

I saw it in the hobbituary column

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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The actor who played Bilbo is really upset that a supermarket opened up right next to his house.

Unexpected item in the Baggins area.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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Bilbo awoke one morning to find that a Tesco supermarket had been built next to his house

That's an unexpected item in the Baggins area!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.

Douche Baggins.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why did Bilbo live on for so long even after Frodo took the One Ring away from him?

Because old hobbits die hard!

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👤︎ u/amateur_raconteur
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Bilbo was a Frodotype of a newer generation of Bagginses
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👤︎ u/megaprogman
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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Martin Freeman (Bilbo) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) are in Black Panther

They're the two Tolkien white guys

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly woke up to “Don’t stop Believing.”

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Bilbo Baggins woke up suddenly to “Don’t stop believing!”

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Bilbo was surprised to wake up one morning and find a supermarket had been built in his garden.

It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.

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👤︎ u/owiekazzowie
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t Stop Believing.”

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up to the song Don’t Stop Believing.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning & find a Tesco had been built next to his house. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.
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👤︎ u/air28uk
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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