What does Los Angeles have in common with the Hobbit?

Smaug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
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What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?

Worcestershire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinygluesticks
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Why did the Hobbits go to McDonalds?

To get a second breakfast!

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There weren't a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books.

They were just Tolkien characters.

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Last night, I had a dream that I wrote the Hobbit.

Apparently I was Tolkien in my sleep

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What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?

Worst-in-the-shire sauce

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My Dad couldn't stop collecting and reading books about The Hobbit.

He's a huge bilbophile.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What kind of coffee do the Hobbits drink?

Frodo Cappuccino.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I like the Hobbit books, but as for Harry Potter..

That’s a different story.

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What did the hobbits order at the Italian restaurant?

Fettuccine Al-frodo.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Before watching the Hobbit, I always wondered how Smaug got all his gold.

I had always assumed he had just won the LOTRry.

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The Hobbit doctor

Why is the Hobbit doctor always angry? He has very little patients.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2014
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I just finished setting up our nativity scene, and this year I used lego hobbits for the magi.

Just like the song says--wee three kings.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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Went to see The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Two hours in, dad leans over and tells me "This movie is kinda dragon..."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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My dad on the Hobbit...

Me: So the new Hobbit movie came out yesterday.

Dad: You know what they say about those movies?

Me: What?

Dad: Once you start watching those movies it's a hard hobbit to break.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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My girlfriend's dad pulled this one out while we were watching the Hobbit

We were watching the movie when my girlfriend made a comment about Bilbo not wearing shoes.

Her dad said, "I guess he has a bad Hobbit of not wearing shoes!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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My Dad took me to see The Hobbit last night

We got our tickets and popcorn. While walking to our theater he says, "Guess where we'll be when we finish this popcorn?" Me: "Uh where?" Dad: Bag End.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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My Dad after watching the Hobbit with me

(No spoilers) For those who haven't seen it, In the new Hobbit movie there is a scene where Tauriel, the female elf helps revive one of the dwarves using some ancient elven magic. Cue my dad leaning over with a glint in his eye, and whispering "I've always been a big fan of the National Elf Service!". He's a doctor and finds these sorts of things hilarious.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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The new Hobbit movie

Me: Yea, and then the Elvish king told Legolas to seek out a ranger named Strider.

Dad: Elvis King? Did he have side burns and play a guitar?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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Where do all the hobbits who grill out live?

In the Worcestershire.

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