Smaug.
A little get together.
It would be a bad hobbit
Billboard Baggins
Worcestershire
To get a second breakfast!
"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"
"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."
Throw-dough
They were just Tolkien characters.
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
Po - Ta - Toes
Because old hobbits die hard.
Apparently I was Tolkien in my sleep
One does not simply walk into more doors.
Worst-in-the-shire sauce
It’s called Shyer Folk.
Frodo Cappuccino.
He's a huge bilbophile.
That’s a different story.
Tolkienism
Fettuccine Al-frodo.
They say its frodographic.
A hobbyte.
He's Tolkien your ear off.
I had always assumed he had just won the LOTRry.
Why is the Hobbit doctor always angry? He has very little patients.
Just like the song says--wee three kings.
Two hours in, dad leans over and tells me "This movie is kinda dragon..."
Me: So the new Hobbit movie came out yesterday.
Dad: You know what they say about those movies?
Me: What?
Dad: Once you start watching those movies it's a hard hobbit to break.
We were watching the movie when my girlfriend made a comment about Bilbo not wearing shoes.
Her dad said, "I guess he has a bad Hobbit of not wearing shoes!
We got our tickets and popcorn. While walking to our theater he says, "Guess where we'll be when we finish this popcorn?" Me: "Uh where?" Dad: Bag End.
Dad just dad joked my little brother Little brother: Have you seen the new hobbit trailer? Dad: No, where are they camping?
Me: Yea, and then the Elvish king told Legolas to seek out a ranger named Strider.
Dad: Elvis King? Did he have side burns and play a guitar?
(No spoilers) For those who haven't seen it, In the new Hobbit movie there is a scene where Tauriel, the female elf helps revive one of the dwarves using some ancient elven magic. Cue my dad leaning over with a glint in his eye, and whispering "I've always been a big fan of the National Elf Service!". He's a doctor and finds these sorts of things hilarious.
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
In the Worcestershire.
