Frodo Puns

A list of puns related to "Frodo"

I like the name Frodo,

It really has a ring to it.

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👤︎ u/fullmiz
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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If Frodo was the President of the Fellowship, what position would Gandalf have?

Chief of Staff

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👤︎ u/weird_al_yankee
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?

I bet Elijah wood know.

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👤︎ u/nemesisprime1984
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long lost hipster cousin.

Douche Baggins.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why did Bilbo live on for so long even after Frodo took the One Ring away from him?

Because old hobbits die hard!

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👤︎ u/amateur_raconteur
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why can't Frodo's wife have a baby?

She was non-hobbit forming.

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👤︎ u/Byde
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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Frodo always gets the best discounts at JCPenney

Probably because he has the one ring to rule the mall.

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👤︎ u/solomonsaysgo
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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My dad set up a booth at a Renaissance Fair where people can dress up as Frodo from Lord of the Rings exclusively.

It was his Frodo-Booth.

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👤︎ u/TheScarletSho
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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Frodo needs rehab imgur.com/Y18LxS7
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👤︎ u/CamelSandwich
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t Stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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Joke from my 10 yr old: How do hobbits judge their designs?

They make a Frodo-type.

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👤︎ u/GovernorZipper
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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My dad posted this picture on Facebook. He just got a Facebook and a new smart phone. He learns quickly.

http://imgur.com/9M4dGnO

My dad is notoriously bad with electronics. I have no idea how he did this but nonetheless, it made me sigh.

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👤︎ u/broccolibush42
📅︎ Nov 02 2014
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What kind of coffee do the Hobbits drink?

Frodo Cappuccino.

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👤︎ u/Fildo_Daggins
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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What did the hobbits order at the Italian restaurant?

Fettuccine Al-frodo.

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👤︎ u/gregorytilidie
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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Pun Request: Die Hard and Lord of the Rings

My friend and I are doing a stupid audio trailer for a mash-up called Old Hobbits Die Hard and we're looking for a few dumb puns to stick in as lines said or something like that. We already have a few, including "Yippee ki yay Mr. Frodo." Thanks for any help you can give!

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👤︎ u/moltenpanther
📅︎ Sep 11 2015
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