I used to read pirated editions of J.R.R. Tolkien.
It was a bad Hobbit.
Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?
Elijah Wood
Of all the Tolkien-esque fantasy races out there, which ones are the most unique?
Gnomes.
There's no race like gnome.
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Lego Lord of the Rings was a definitive moment for Tolkien fans
Up to that point they had been Legoless
Thatβs What Iβm Tolkien About: Lord of the Rings in Puns. youtu.be/5HQPyZyJYJQ
What would Tolkien have said if he were asked to quit smoking?
Bad hobbits die hard.
My friend asked me why I read so much Tolkien. I said it wasn't really a choice, rather...
...I did it Hobbitually.
Someone found a long lost Tolkien book about introverted hobbits.
Itβs called Shyer Folk.
Dad asked who was directing the new Tolkien movie...
I pulled out my phone and went to IMDB.
Me: Heβs a... I think Finnish director, Dome Karukoski.
Dad: Well then whoβs the start director?
Me:... the what?
Dad: If heβs the Finnish director, whoβs the start director?
The turn of my head and hate in my eyes made him chuckle for five minutes.
Dad: That was priceless. πππ
J.R.R. Tolkien used to write his novels in his free time.
They were his hobbits.
Proof of Irelandβs influence on Tolkien.... The Cliffs of Moher Door
People that make JRR Tolkien jokes can get away with Mordor.
In Tolkienβs Middle-earth,
the forests could be called the ent-ernet.
I'm writing a fantasy novel like the works of J.R.R. Tolkien.
It's called The Similarillion.
