Elves Puns

A list of puns related to "Elves"

Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:

“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”

Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”

“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”

“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”

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👤︎ u/IsCaptainKiddAnAdult
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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How do elves measure their height?

In Santa-meters!

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👤︎ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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When do Santa's elves have their Christmas party?

On December twelfth.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What is the first thing elves learn in school?

the elf-abet

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👤︎ u/MrMop94175
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Do you the official name of Santa’s Elves?

Subordinate Clauses

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👤︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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If all the elves were missing from my son's LOTR Lego set,

Would you call that a Lego-loss?

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Two elves walk into a bar.

A hobbit laughs and walks right under.

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👤︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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You know what musician the Elves love?

Elvis

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👤︎ u/PlankenSonja
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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"Do you know that movies about Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits where they try to destroy a ring?"

"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"

"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ May 20 2020
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Where do elves live

Elf Paso

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👤︎ u/LifeOfBoblo
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Where does Santa put a misbehaving elve?

A Jingle Cell.

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👤︎ u/stgm_at
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do elves eat?

H'elf food

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👤︎ u/sebastiandoe5
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do Santa's Elves listen to while they work?

Wrap Music

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👤︎ u/kabeh88
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you get when you cross elves with country music?

Shannara Twain

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why does Santa have so many Elves?

Because he gets all the ho ho hos

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👤︎ u/Infinity69420
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Do you know what elves rely on during political campaigns?

Propagandalf

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👤︎ u/Alpino14
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Eleven elves sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen?

The twelf!

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👤︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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My Son asked me if the Santa's Elves were the same Elves from Lord of the Rings

I said grow up Son, you're 32 years old.

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👤︎ u/Waspeater
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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What kind of music do Santa's elves play in their gift workshop?

Wrap music.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.

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👤︎ u/pakkabro
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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I’ve heard rumors about the elves and the naughty kids forming an alliance

Fortunately, Santa was able to prevent this COALiton

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👤︎ u/CrashBandioof420
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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High Elves
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👤︎ u/Dysnomi
📅︎ Nov 16 2016
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What time do Elves usually meet?

Around Twelvish

I'm ashamed to say that this is OC. Thought you guys might enjoy it, though.

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👤︎ u/JustAnotherSimian
📅︎ May 16 2017
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What language do Elves learn?

The Elf abet

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👤︎ u/AllanCD
📅︎ Jul 22 2017
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Why do elves have fresh breath?

They eat ornamints.

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👤︎ u/fancynerrd
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Has does Santa list the elves on his tax returns?

As dependent Clauses

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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Why wont elves drive mini mokes?

Cause mokins an elf hazard

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👤︎ u/Crazylegs_Ohooley
📅︎ Dec 02 2016
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Santa's elves don't sing while they work.

They just rap.

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👤︎ u/CorsairsEdge
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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What do elves learn in school?

The elfabet (stolen from my dad)

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👤︎ u/paradoxer99
📅︎ Nov 30 2014
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Why do Elves use MegaBlocks?

They're Legolas.

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👤︎ u/OPDidntDeliver
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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What do Elves Learn in kindergarten?

The Elf-abet

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👤︎ u/Shaho99
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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What genre of music do elves prefer ?

Wrap music

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👤︎ u/jco23
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do Santa’s elves listen to ask they work?

Wrap music!

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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What do elves learn in Kindergarten?

The Elf-abet

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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