Teenage Mutant Ninja Puns
Teenage Mutant Ninja Puns
Me: Hey, have you seen the last east episode of TMNT?
Friend: Yeah, I have! It was turtally awesome!
Me: ...Are you seriously gonna keep reusing that one, or should I expect something new? Youβve been using that one for awhile.
Friend: Oh, Iβm sorry, do you want me to shell out some more puns? Iβve got a million of 'em, folks! Iβll be here all week!
Me: sighs in exasperation
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︎ Feb 28 2020
How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb
Woah, it's already been changed
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Before, I thought I could never become a ninja...
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What did the ninja's dad say when his son asked, "Dad, can you do a backflip?"
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.
I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...
John Claude Van Dang.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I was the only one in the family who believed in my brother to become a ninja, so when my dad said βhe will never make itβ
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I have one question for victims of ninjas...
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What shoes does a ninja wears to work?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear ?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Did you hear about the pope that wanted to be a ninja?
He was a blessing in disguise
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︎ Sep 21 2020
A ninja joke
There are two ninjas. The first ninja looks at the second ninja and says "Hey, can you hand me that throwing star over there?"
The second ninja says "shuriken!"
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Ninja
My friend: can a ninja throw a star,
Me: Shur-He-Can
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What do you call two ninjas?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why did the ninja cross the road?
He didn't. He was already ON the other side!
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What do you call a Russian ninja?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Hey Kids, What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
The police got called to the monastery after a ninja was caught throwing people about
They commented: "He was bad at hiding, but he was great with his nun chucks"
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
TIFU giving money to Ninja instead of CallMeCarson.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What do you get when you cross a hippy with a ninja?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What is ninjas favorite drink?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.
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︎ May 06 2020
Me: Look, I'm going to throw this ninja star
Friend: No you can't
Me: Shur I ken
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Can a Ninja throw Stars?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I play a Minotaur Ninja in D&D,
He practices Cow-mouflage.
(I stole this joke from Sam Riegal.)
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Which ninja turtle likes pastries?
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︎ May 16 2020
John Wick said to the ninja, βBet ya canβt hit me with that thing!?β
Ninja replies, βShurikenβ.
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︎ May 21 2020
What sound does a Ninja Hillbilly make?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Before, I thought I could never become a ninja...
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︎ Feb 08 2021
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
First Trainers, then Sneakers!"
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What type of shoes do ninjas wear.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear?
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︎ May 13 2019
Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan
A shuriken is a throwing star.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear?
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︎ Sep 08 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
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︎ Dec 15 2019
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