/u/Ivegotacitytorun makes an amazing Dragon pun reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSkidMark
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This makes a bit more sense if you watched Dragon Ball Super. Goku went from Super Saiyan...

To Super Cyan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelzu7
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What does a dragon have before bedtime?

Flamin Yawn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koNekterr
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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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Renter The Dragon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
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Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isn’t so hard.

You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Soft_Spoken
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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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What do you call a Dragon Librarian?

A Book Wyrm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BleakDolphin
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Imagine Dragons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-ariyo
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The Soup Dragon rules!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Where does dragons milk come from?

Really short cows

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What’s a dragons favorite snack?

Fire crackers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
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Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...

... guess you could say he sleighed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctic_Womble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why are dragons so good at rapping?

Because they are spitting fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckingKids69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did one Dragon slayer say to the other Dragon slayer?

"Guess what?"

"Dragon butt"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why are dragons the worse story tellers?

Because they dragon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornyaustinite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Models of dragons are not to scale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Why does the dragon only sleep during the day?

He only hunts knights!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight Knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane-Direct
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Why does the dragon not observe the Sabbath?

He only preys on weak knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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How to grain your dragon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTT_2k3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I'd hate to be a dragon.

I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do dragons like with their soup?

Firecrackers.

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The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.

It's a gross waste of resources.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."

And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over." I wonder how many times before they airlock me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
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The Rare and Endangered "Kimono Dragon"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffbeatTiding
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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A joke I thought of in elementary school: what did the dragon say to the bad employee?

You're fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahare
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystil_Rylvayn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What did a dragon say when he saw his first hatchling?

Whelp, that's a good start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trash_can_not
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character

Krillin

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What did the dragon say to the office worker?

You're fired!

Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What is a dragon’s favorite band?

The Flaming Lips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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My dragon is asleep

He's now dragoff.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why can't an Ender Dragon read a book?

Because they always start at the end.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings

Draggin

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I always sing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons to my son on his birthday.

He should feel welcome to the new age.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why couldn’t the bearded dragon have kids?

Because he had an e-reptile dysfunction

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Dungeons and Dragons looks like a lot of fun. I'd love to try it some day.

I guess I consider myself die-curious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMGodAMAA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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How much does a dragon weigh?

Depends on the scales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER
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Dads on Dungeons and Dragons

Dad: I see you're playing Dungeons and Dragons, is your character a dwarf?

Me: I'm playing a Gnome dad... we've been over this

Dad: I'm sorry - I must not be familiar with the... Gnomenclature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrYogurt1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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How do you get dragon milk?

From a cow with short legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?

Low mane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AminesToAnEnd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Why didn't the dragon observe the Sabbath?

He only preys on weak knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight the knights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What’s a dragon’s favorite band?

The Flaming Lips

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