My friend was drumming on his knees with drumsticks. I told him to it was bad for his knees, and he asked, "how could it possibly be bad for my knees?"
"Because you'll work grooves into them."
While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.
Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
How do you trap a drum kit?
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.
There’s going to be serious repercussions.
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
A drum set fell down the stairs
Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Where does Phil Collins record his music?
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.
You just can't beat something like that.
What’s the best present you can gift?
A broken drum kit.
Nobody can beat that....
Never play the same drum twice...
Or there'll be repercussions.
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
My neighbour banged on my door at 3am, screaming and shouting hysterically, the poor fella..
Luckily, I was up practicing my drums at the time..
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums
Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
What’s the absolute best Christmas present?
A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
A lamb, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river
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