My friend was drumming on his knees with drumsticks. I told him to it was bad for his knees, and he asked, "how could it possibly be bad for my knees?"
"Because you'll work grooves into them."
While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.
Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.
Heard you all like drum puns...
I got a Zildjian of them!
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
What's the sound an England drum set makes?
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall Off of a Cliff
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
How do you trap a drum kit?
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.
There’s going to be serious repercussions.
Two drums and a cymbals fall of a call
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
A drum set fell down the stairs
Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
I got in a car wreck and lost my left arm, but don’t worry...
I’m all right.
buh-dum-tsss
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.
You just can't beat something like that.
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
Never play the same drum twice...
Or there'll be repercussions.
What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
Where does Phil Collins record his music?
A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
What is the best gift you can give someone? Answer: a broken drum...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.
Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present ever?
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