Diuretics Puns

A list of puns related to "Diuretics"

You can have your Pinot noirs, Pinot Grigios and Blancos. At my age I prefer a wine made from an anti-diuretic grape that reduces the number of trips I have to make to the can at night…

It’s called Pino More!

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👤︎ u/okiedokie2468
📅︎ Sep 08 2022
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A California vintner in the Napa Valley area that produces Pinot blanc and Pinot Grigio wines has developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic and promises to reduce the number of trips and older person has to make to the bathroom during the night.

They will be marketing the new wine as Pinot More.

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👤︎ u/Repulsive-Wealth-378
📅︎ May 22 2022
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A diuretic, an ACE inhibitor and a beta blocker walk into a bar...

Bartender just looks up and says "no pressure."

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👤︎ u/fakeunleet
📅︎ Dec 13 2021
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Did you hear they’ve got a new wine that is an anti-diuretic?

It’s called Pino More

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👤︎ u/mikehtiger
📅︎ Feb 03 2022
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