Why did the computer virus disappear?
How did the dinosaur disappear?
A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
What would happen if all the girls disappear from the earth?
It will be a pain in the ass. (O_O)
Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear
Tom: Make my tea disappear
Magician: Okay I will
Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
How do you make one disappear?
For my next trick I will disappear,
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea
Magician: *waves hand*
Done
om: *holding cup*
It didn’t work...
When you are thinking of an amazing idea and it suddenly disappears, it should be called an epoofany
What happens when your mother disappears without a trace?
Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear
How do you make an elephant disappear?
You put it in a your wife’s purse
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear
It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors
A balding magician had an act where he'd put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear...
The hare vanished into thin hair.
Did you hear about the guy who died at the same instant a magician made a woman disappear?
Second hand smoke and mirrors kills.
My ex texted me saying “u should just disappear”
She did not nderstand my response
Why did the pen disappear?
Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.
I guess I just have good Depp perception.
I just did a magic trick where I made a stick of butter disappear. It wasn’t very good...
But it was butter then nothing.
Why does the table of the chemist sometime disappears?
Because it's a periodic table.
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He says “Uno...Dos...” *POOF*
...he disappeared without a Très
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add a G, and it’s gone.
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
For my next trick,I will disappear.
"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."
What can you add to one to make it disappear?
How do you make one disappear?
The Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three
He disappeared without a tres
Magician: I can make anything disappear
And for my next trick, I will disappear
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit!
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.
He said "uno, dos..." and then disappeared without a tres.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Just add a G and it’s gone
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Magician: I can make disappear
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “Uno, dos,” *poof*
...he disappeared without a tres
There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes “uno, dos... poof!”
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*
He disappeared without a tres.
(I'll see myself out)
A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says "uno, dos..."
poof ...He disappeared without a tres.
A mexican magician claims he will disappear on the count of three.
"Uno, dos.." and poof! He disappears without a tres
A Mexican magician tells his audience he’ll disappear on the count of three
He counts “Uno, dos....” and poof, he’s gone without a tres.
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