A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
Magician: Hello, I can make everything disappear
Tom: Make my tea disappear
Magician: Okay I will
Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
How do you make one disappear?
For my next trick I will disappear,
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea
Magician: *waves hand*
Done
om: *holding cup*
It didn’t work...
A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
When you are thinking of an amazing idea and it suddenly disappears, it should be called an epoofany
What happens when your mother disappears without a trace?
How do you make an elephant disappear?
You put it in a your wife’s purse
A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.
Did you hear about the guy who died at the same instant a magician made a woman disappear?
Second hand smoke and mirrors kills.
A balding magician had an act where he'd put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear...
The hare vanished into thin hair.
I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear
It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors
My ex texted me saying “u should just disappear”
She did not nderstand my response
Why did the pen disappear?
My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
I just did a magic trick where I made a stick of butter disappear. It wasn’t very good...
But it was butter then nothing.
I've discovered a trick which makes the punchline disappear.
Why does the table of the chemist sometime disappears?
Because it's a periodic table.
What disappears every time you stand up?
Your lap.
/I'll show myself out
Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.
I guess I just have good Depp perception.
Dad: “for this trick I’m gonna disappear”
Proceeds to leave town with his mistress and doesn’t even call on your birthday for 27 years. TWENTY-SEVEN Years. Then when you have your second child he tries to reconnect with you because he regrets all the lost time.
I stayed up all night trying to figure out why the sun disappears...
A magician walks into a stage, he says “For this joke, I will make the punchline disappear!!!”
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
How do you make the number one disappear?
You just add a G, and it’s gone.
How do you make one disappear?
What can you add to one to make it disappear?
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
The Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three
He disappeared without a tres
Magician: I can make anything disappear
For my next trick,I will disappear.
"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."
And for my next trick, I will disappear
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit!
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Magician: I can make disappear
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.
He said "uno, dos..." and then disappeared without a tres.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Just add a G and it’s gone
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “Uno, dos,” *poof*
...he disappeared without a tres
There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes “uno, dos... poof!”
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells his audience he’ll disappear on the count of three
He counts “Uno, dos....” and poof, he’s gone without a tres.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of three. He starts, “ Uno! dos!...”
and then presto he vanished without a tres!
A mexican magician claims he will disappear on the count of three.
"Uno, dos.." and poof! He disappears without a tres
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