A list of puns related to "Dinner Party"
The cold shoulder
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
Sorry, we're all out of Guccis.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
The hot dogs and pickles agreed he was the wurst
Ay bring ham, Lincoln.
They're called portablebellos.
"Why don't you guys use chairs like everyone else?" I asked.
...and we were talking about someone's holiday in Dubai. My dad then came out with:
"Did you know that the people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones...but the people of Abu Dhabi Do"
You're guilty of a party fowl.
My parents are preparing for a dinner party they are hosting.
Dad: We probably shouldn't put the glasses out just yet so the cats don't jump on the table and get hair in them.
Mom: Lets just turn them upside down.
Dad: They are cats honey, they will just get right back on their feet.
A man was invited to a last minute dinner party at a nice restaurant for which he was not properly dressed.
He needed a tie, but didn't have time to pick one up, so he used his jumper cables instead.
Once at the restaurant, the hostess says, "I'll let you in, but don't start anything!"
Wife: "We've got wines, cheeses, summer sausage.."
Me: "mmmm no I don't think any of the cheeses are sausage."
...turns out I'd bought an incanter, not a decanter! ...got the wrong kinda spirits out of it
It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.
A lady ran by, clearly working out. Dad says, "Hey look, she's dressed as a jogger!"
Picture this.
A fancy Christmas dinner party at his new wife's opulent, sandstone estate house. Plates are being cleared from the lengthy, mahogony table that seats the fourteen well-to-do guests, the main course having just finished. All have feasted gloriously on our Christmas fare.
My Dad, playing the good host, picks up two bottles of wine, one white and one red, and proceeds to do a round of the table, chatting amiably with everyone as he circles. Those whose glasses are less than 90% full, he proceeds to top-up. I am sitting in the very centre of the long table, seated directly opposite a very well off lady in her early sixties, by the name of Margaret. My dad, having just topped off my glass, is now standing directly behind me.
This older woman, full of grace and charm, looks to my Dad and says, "Thank you so much for this glorious meal, John. It's been simply divine."
My Dad, "Not at all, Margaret, not at all. Could I charge your glass?"
Margaret, "Oh, no no, thank you. I've got the bottle in front of me!"
My Dad, quick of wit, and with a sneaky - yet charming - grin on his face, responds, "Ah, well, better that than a frontal lobotomy!"
I've never been more proud of him.
At a dinner party when the conversation turned to how my girlfriend's parents said that they weren't allowed to bring their baby to a certain hotel because of a company policy.
My dad retorted "You're not supposed to have babies in hotels. You're supposed to have them in hotels."
...He and I were the only ones laughing.
Me: I don't like this fondue Dad: Don't ruin it, we're having such a fun-do! (Walks away chuckling...)
Uncle: wow, this steak is really well done!
Dad (with a joking hurt face): I thought I made it medium rare!
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
They gave him the cold shoulder
Ay, bring ham, Lincoln
She asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
In my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
The cold shoulder.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
The cold shoulder.
He got the cold shoulder
Because they'll give you the cold shoulder.
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