My wife just hit me with one that caught me completely off guard

We’re sitting here watching a documentary about nabisco and their competitor. At the end she asked if the competitor was still in business. My response β€œI don’t know, I doubt it. To which she replied, β€œ I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles

I married the right one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piguntowed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2022
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Had to go to the doctor's today

I was after eating 2 packs of biscuits and felt sick. The doctor said I was suffering from digestive problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_potato-man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2021
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