Dark Horse Puns

A list of puns related to "Dark Horse"

A True Dark Horse Candidate [OC]
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👤︎ u/ChumpsLand
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Never ride your horse in the dark.

It's a night mare.

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👤︎ u/74CK
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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What kind of horse only rides in the dark?

A nightmare

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👤︎ u/yeahnoikno
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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If you're shopping for horses in the dark, go for stallions.

I mean, you don't want nightmares do you.

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👤︎ u/Apostjustforthis
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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What kind of horses only come out at night?

Nightmares.

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👤︎ u/arish666
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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I support Statehood for DC

But also Marvel and Dark Horse.

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👤︎ u/ekim84
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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👤︎ u/edg0023
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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