A list of puns related to "Curtains"
The difference is like night and day.
Well just calm down and pull yourself together.
And THAT is a sexual in-your-window!
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
It had Windows
but the furniture was real
The difference between them and my old ones is like night and day.
(My wife just bought us some yesterday, I sent her this via text and she sent me an eye roll emoji)
Because they might pikachu.
They didnt want someone to see them changing into something more comfortable
So youβre the one!!
Mom: βMatthew! Can you grab the screws please?β
Me: βOh screw this.β
Mom: βCan you grab some nails?β
Me: βYup.β Sees the curtains up βOh wow youβre really nailing it.β
Mom: βThe drills on the counter. Would you mind...β
Me: βDonβt worry. I know the drill by now.β
After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.
"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"
She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"
"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."
Groaning ensues...
But after the first prototype, that's out the window
The drapes of bath
They drew.
... until my friend convinced me to pull myself together.
Annette
Pull yourself together man!
But they always come together at night.
Keep stonewalling it till it's curtains.
One. A-Rod
Cuz the times they are a' changin!
We only have about an hour and a half to measure then go and purchase curtains before the baby needs a nap
Wife: Be quick please, we only have a small window
Me: Actually its about 2 metres wide
Wife: Groan
Doctor:- Pull your self together!
Doctor: Pull yourself together
It's a classic/oldie
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