How do you spot a cultured Redditor?
The number of their blue cheese grows.
...I'll see myself out.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
After trying to convince my dad that it's important for me to fix my piano so that I remain cultured...
"You will be fine, just eat some yogurt"
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︎ Jun 29 2015
Which cultural institution is the funniest?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Had to do one for the culture
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call someone whoβs obsessed with French culture?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
eBay is so useless
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Which is the most polite food in the world?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I took my kids to Alaska to learn about the local culture
But they just weren't that Inuit.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What's the difference between America and an yogurt
The yogurt is capable of growing a culture after 100 years
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I used to date a microbiologist.
She was a woman of culture.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the EskimoβAleut family.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Why did the bacterial scientist quit his job?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I was at the grocery store the other day getting flour
When a guy walks up next to me and grabs some yeast.
So I said, "A man of culture, I see!"
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Apparently I'm culturally insensitive
Me eating Girl Scout Cookies:
"You guys can call me Te KΔ. Cuz I destroyed these Samoas."
Wife: "Go away... "
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︎ Jan 27 2020
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
My friend just got his PhD in using historical and literary techniques to understand piracy and its cultural connotations.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I buy yogurt to the point where some people call it hoarding
But I know itβs just cultured behaviour
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︎ Aug 11 2020
My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.
But I've seen stranger things.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
A man of culture
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Why did the bacteria refuse the invitation to the rodeo?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
this is fantastic
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︎ Jul 04 2020
People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.
People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.
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︎ Jul 15 2017
You want to hear something cultural?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
People act really weird on the Metro
It must be a sub-culture...
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Did you hear the story of the two cows?
Well, it's more a parable.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What are the similarities between good yogurt and a well-traveled man?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
My son, who's studying ancient Greek culture in school, got me again.
In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."
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︎ Jan 31 2017
The doctor did a culture test on me and it came back positive!
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I made a meal, with parts from every culture, using traditional Chinese methods
It was from all Woks of Life
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
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︎ May 23 2020
Dad jokes are important
They are a big part of pop culture
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︎ May 03 2020
I hate internet culture
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Greek guy and a French guy were drunk and arguing about which of their cultures contributed more to mankind. Greek guy says oh yeah well we invented sex. French guy says
Well we introduced sex to women
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Did you guys hear about the microbiologist who traveled to 30 countries and speaks 6 languages?
He was a wise man of many cultures.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
How do you spot a cultured Redditor?
They grow their own blue cheese.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What do you call someone who is obsessed with French culture and cuisine?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
What do you call someone whoβs obsessed with French culture?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
What do you call someone obsessed with French people and French culture?
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