Cuffing Puns

A list of puns related to "Cuffing"

I tried to put my son down for a nap today, but he cried and refused. I was very surprised when the police showed up 15 minutes later, cuffed him, and took him away.

When I asked them what law he'd broken, they told me he was resisting a rest.

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👤︎ u/AminesToAnEnd
📅︎ Nov 10 2021
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Dad got cuffed yesterday. He was let go with a stern warning...

Hopefully the new diet prescribed by his doctor will lower his blood pressure.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Police tried to arrest some jeans....

they just couldn’t get them cuffed.

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👤︎ u/Jaesquared
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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