They always compliment me on my outstanding balances.
At least 500 bureaucrats, 70 pages of A4 to three different administrations (by post or fax). A technician (Polish) will be dispatched in 6-12 weeks between 0700 and 1900. Please be available during this time. β¬470,00.--
We couldn't change the bulb because we only do E47 class bulbs, if you have E53 class bulbs then you need to file an Anlage (kse) in addition to the original application. No, it can not added retroactively because the technician has already been dispatched.
It's your responsibility to have known this.
What do you call a four humped camel?
Having a baby chicken.
It got out of balance.
All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist!
Oh wait. Nope, she's back. She just went for groceries.
Edit: People keep saying this is a repost. First, it was NOT intended to be a repost and second, I didn't know somebody else posted this joke as I couldn't find it between all the other posts, I tried making sure nobody else posted it before and I couldn't find it, so to whoever posted it first, credits to you. I was simply bored and tried to get a groan / chuckle out of some people, no more than that.
It still hasn't arrived yet.
When we turned to look at what happened, he says, "Its tourettes, I swear..."
When an eel bites your hand, and that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When paternity tests, lead to ratings success, thatβs a Maury.
When our habits are strange, and our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
But Canadians protest, underrepresented in jest, whatβs one more, eh?
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(Repost of mine from over a year ago. Sorry. I remembered it while stoned and it was funny again. Credit to u/weizguy74 for the Maury line.)
That's why its called significant other.
( Sign-if-I-cant. )
Because you can't take the lord's name in vein.
Credit to my brother.
I replied, "No, it doesn't!"
Adapted from r/jokes credit to u/808gecko808
I want to talk about my father and the wonderful influence he has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'He is a shining example of parenthood, and I love him more than words could ever do justice.'
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my fatherβs handwriting.'
That's why it's called a significant other. Sign If I Can't
To prism, donβt worry though itβs a light sentence.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
He does too much Crossfit.
Credit goes to /u/HarleyArchibaldLeon for the original.
It was cache only.
With a pumpkin patch
Credits to my 9yo son
I hear it's worthless if you don't charge it
What a ledge!
Credit: Tim Vine
Boba Feta
Credit to my daughter- age 11
So I'll wear a cardigan
At the Maul. Everythingβs half off! (credit to Prequel memes for the joke, join the sub Reddit if your a Star Wars fanatic like me!)
Me: "Hmm, looks like a Fly, but it's not able to fly around."
Sis: "Then, it's a Walk."
Credit to my sis!
I call her knees . . Ours is a joint family
Credit- https://twitter.com/TechnoSinkara/status/1442734235991920643?s=19
Winnie the phew
Credit to my 7 yo son
Because it was written by a ghost writer
Not sure what they were laced up with but I've been tripping all day!
Credit to my mom
