You know what you do in a cot?

You cosleepant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Endozen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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My business selling his and hers children's camping cots has gone out of business.

We sold a few girls' cots, but the boy cot had some marketing challenges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)

The original sin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charan_88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Life’s a beach
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_I_D_G_A_F_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Where did the banana sleep?

On the apri-cot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Friend: why is 6 scared of seven?

Me: around 0.3584

Friend: wait, what?

Me: Cos (789)

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.

I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Did you hear the joke about the bed?

It hasn’t been made up yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benthebigblackguy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...

He's my mast-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.

sin 90 = cot 45

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I came home at 3 AM. To break the tension I asked my wife "Orange you glad to see me?"

She told me to go sleep on the apri-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K941GE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Where is the fruit farmer’s favorite place to sleep?

His Apri-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nowlan101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why was the mathematician put in jail?

He was cot red-handed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Did you hear about the pokeman trainer who was sleeping in the camping store at the shopping center?

Apparently he cot the mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieGod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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